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Post by omega on Jul 11, 2017 23:29:55 GMT
You've asked for it this time! Why wouldn't your lovely Auntie Iris be a good companion for the Doctor? I promise I won't drink too much. Well, bugger, I completely forgot about lovely Auntie Iris. She always brings the nicest presents, it's just a shame the family is teetotal -- and the alcohol content likely to kill a man. How about a Guardian forever stuck as a babysitter? She's probably regenerated more times thanks the excessive drinking than the Doctor has regenerated because of radiation. The Black and White Guardians manifested as humans. The Doctor dumps them on Skaro because the White Guardian keeps tidying up the TARDIS and the Doctor can't find anything.
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There’s a horror movie called Alien? That’s really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you.
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Post by shutupbanks on Jul 11, 2017 23:41:34 GMT
A companion who comes from a culture that only communicates through interpretive dance.
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Post by fitzoliverj on Jul 12, 2017 6:21:06 GMT
Handless - a Cyberman missing his head.
Or Brick - a housing brick that the Doctor picks up and has to carry around in the expectation it gives some useful advice. It doesn't.
Jeremy Fitzoliver's less capable younger brother.
(Hmm... this is quite difficult. Since IDW have already had a giant dinosaur in the TARDIS, the level of absurd required is quite a high bar).
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Post by whiskeybrewer on Jul 12, 2017 11:05:15 GMT
Disco Stu
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Post by omega on Jul 12, 2017 11:10:55 GMT
Bender Bending Rodriguez
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2017 20:23:42 GMT
Ursula the paving slab
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Post by charlesuirdhein on Jul 12, 2017 21:05:02 GMT
The Spanish Ambassador!
"No, I am not this this Master person!"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2017 4:38:09 GMT
The Spanish Ambassador! "No, I am not this this Master person!" Unfortunately, the poor man's name is Dr. Don Matre Dominar, leading to countless awkward confrontations between himself and UNIT's eccentric scientific advisor. Ooh, how about the real Sir Gilles Estram?
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Post by theotherjosh on Jul 13, 2017 10:54:41 GMT
The Spanish Ambassador! "No, I am not this this Master person!" Unfortunately, the poor man's name is Dr. Don Matre Dominar, leading to countless awkward confrontations between himself and UNIT's eccentric scientific advisor. Ooh, how about the real Sir Gilles Estram? Do you think the Master makes his own rubber masks or does he outsource them? Because "Master's Rubber Mask Manufacturer" sounds like a fun concept too.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2017 11:03:38 GMT
Unfortunately, the poor man's name is Dr. Don Matre Dominar, leading to countless awkward confrontations between himself and UNIT's eccentric scientific advisor. Ooh, how about the real Sir Gilles Estram? Do you think the Master makes his own rubber masks or does he outsource them? Because "Master's Rubber Mask Manufacturer" sounds like a fun concept too. There'd sure to be a lot of fun to have with the Outsourcer character. Ooh, how about a shoddy salesman trying to sell bad rip-offs of the Master's masks? If you want something a bit more out there, how about a mound of sentient masks discarded from failed schemes? Rather than just destroying it, the Master has set the poor thing to work in a sweatshop.
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Post by aztec on Jul 13, 2017 17:09:23 GMT
Nardole's mum.
Adric's Ghost.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2017 18:30:33 GMT
A member of a Doctor Who online forum.
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Post by charlesuirdhein on Jul 13, 2017 20:20:06 GMT
Well, with Mondas being Earth's lost twin we can only assume that they too had Silurians...so a CyberSilurian as a companion. That Mondasian cloth effect mask with a Silurian face under it, robotic voice with just a hint of hiss.
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Post by omega on Jul 13, 2017 20:45:37 GMT
Well, with Mondas being Earth's lost twin we can only assume that they too had Silurians...so a CyberSilurian as a companion. That Mondasian cloth effect mask with a Silurian face under it, robotic voice with just a hint of hiss. Wasn't that how Jim Mortimore's directors cut of Blood Heat? Mondas looming over that alternate world?
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Post by theotherjosh on Jul 14, 2017 12:39:16 GMT
Competitive Paper-Rock-Scissors player. Makes a living by hustling the Movellans.
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Post by aztec on Jul 14, 2017 13:16:22 GMT
A member of a Doctor Who online forum. ''You can't defeat the daleks like that Doctor, it clashes with the continuity of a previous story!''
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Post by theotherjosh on Jul 14, 2017 13:44:07 GMT
A member of a Doctor Who online forum. ''You can't defeat the daleks like that Doctor, it clashes with the continuity of a previous story!'' But luckily, I have a printout of my eight-page forum post so we can reconcile it with that back-up comic from DWM.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2017 14:48:35 GMT
Well, with Mondas being Earth's lost twin we can only assume that they too had Silurians...so a CyberSilurian as a companion. That Mondasian cloth effect mask with a Silurian face under it, robotic voice with just a hint of hiss. Wasn't that how Jim Mortimore's directors cut of Blood Heat? Mondays looming over that alternate world? I certainly dread Monday looming over my world.
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Post by mark687 on Jul 14, 2017 15:09:44 GMT
Wasn't that how Jim Mortimore's directors cut of Blood Heat? Mondays looming over that alternate world? I certainly dread Monday looming over my world. Call in Bob Geldoff with a Glitter Guitar
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Post by theotherjosh on Jul 14, 2017 19:20:12 GMT
You've asked for it this time! Why wouldn't your lovely Auntie Iris be a good companion for the Doctor? I promise I won't drink too much. And Panda too, of course. I love that bear.
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