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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2016 23:52:40 GMT
Hey everyone,
I thought this might be a fun thread. Pitch an awful idea for a movie or a TV series  |
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Post by dalekbuster523finish on Aug 23, 2016 17:05:37 GMT
Brush Your Teeth
From the creators of wet paint-based show Spotless comes a new Saturday night game show: Brush Your Teeth!
Hosted by journalist Giles Coren contestants must brush their teeth in order for a place in the grand final and the chance to win a luxury set of ten toothbrushes. A team of judges will then decide which contestant has the whitest teeth and the contestant with the most yellow teeth will be sent away with a booby prize of a trip to the dentist's. Brush Your Teeth promises to provide all the excitement of brushing your teeth...only on the studio floor as opposed to in your bathroom!
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Post by jasonward on Aug 23, 2016 17:55:27 GMT
"24" - 24 hours of, examples below:
24 hours of Nyan Cat
24 hours of Entreprise (Star Trek) engine noise
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Post by coffeeaddict on Aug 23, 2016 19:10:42 GMT
A soap opera based around Pokemon characters.
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Post by ryan on Aug 23, 2016 23:06:16 GMT
Movie:
The Pilgrimage
A globetrotting drama that spans from the treachery of the Hiamlayan mountains to the glamour of The Gala Bingo in Chatham.
After winning the Miss World contest, transgender model Emily (Steven Segal) reflects on the shallow attitude of Western society, sending her on a thought-provoking pilgrimage around the world. Along the way, she encounters the Dalai Lama (Bruce Willis), the Pope (Joe Pesci), Desmond Tutu (Brian Blessed) and the ghost of Thomas Aquinas (Danny Dyer), before heading to Swindon for a violent battle with Simon Cowell (Sir Ian McKellen) in B&Q.
Reality Series:
Joey Essex - Hostage Negotiator
Drama Series:
CSI: Rotherham (starring the Chuckle Brothers)
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Post by muckypup on Aug 24, 2016 8:17:28 GMT
TV show
a bunch of talentless argumentative nobody's, act out a reality scenario with as much believability as me winning a prize for spelling & grammar!!!!
oh hold on that might just have been done!
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Post by acousticwolf on Aug 24, 2016 8:38:30 GMT
A quiz show where contestants have to stare at Belisha Beacons for hours and guess when they are going to flash in sync ... oh wait, that might actually sell  For those who don't know what they are: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belisha_beacon And if you've never done it, you probably do know what you're missing Cheers Tony |
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Post by whiskeybrewer on Aug 24, 2016 10:08:54 GMT
Reality Series: Joey Essex - Hostage Negotiator Um.....I actually want to see this show now haha  |
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Post by whiskeybrewer on Aug 24, 2016 10:10:31 GMT
The Innocents. A group of Private Investigators attempt to see if there are still any Virgins on nights out. With classic episodes coming from Hull, Leeds, Newcastle, Brighton and Plymouth |
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Post by dalekbuster523finish on Aug 24, 2016 11:05:56 GMT
Reality Series: Joey Essex - Hostage Negotiator Um.....I actually want to see this show now haha 'What's a hostage negotiator?' 'You negotiate with a kidnapper to let a hostage free,' 'Oooooh, that sounds reem!' |
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Post by whiskeybrewer on Aug 24, 2016 12:22:21 GMT
Um.....I actually want to see this show now haha 'What's a hostage negotiator?' 'You negotiate with a kidnapper to let a hostage free,' 'Oooooh, that sounds reem!' "Joey Essex is down, I repeat, Joey Essex is down" |
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Post by dalekbuster523finish on Aug 24, 2016 19:14:23 GMT
'What's a hostage negotiator?' 'You negotiate with a kidnapper to let a hostage free,' 'Oooooh, that sounds reem!' "Joey Essex is down, I repeat, Joey Essex is down" "Who's Joey Essex? His name sounds kinda familiar..." "YOU'RE Joey Essex!" "Am I? I thought I was Hostage Negotiator," |
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Post by ryan on Aug 24, 2016 23:09:13 GMT
"Joey Essex is down, I repeat, Joey Essex is down" "Who's Joey Essex? His name sounds kinda familiar..." "YOU'RE Joey Essex!" "Am I? I thought I was Hostage Negotiator," Joey: Listen, Frank... Gunman: My name is Franz! Joey: What? Officer: He said he's Franz. Joey: Friends with who? Officer: No, his name is Franz. Joey: Aw, right. Frenz! How about I come up and we have a few jars, yer? Officer: No, he'll take you hostage or take you out right off the bat. Joey: He's got a bat as well? Why does he need a bat if he's got a gun? Gunman: I'm going and I'm taking my wife with me! Joey: Where to? Gunman: To hell. Joey: What? Butlins? Gunman: I can't take the lies and the betrayal anymore. Joey: Tell you what, you put the gun down and we'll get you an upgrade to Alton Towers. They've got a spa and everything, mate. Gunman: I love you, honey. Joey: Eh? Why's he calling me that? Have we got a crossed line or sumink? Officer: You don't get a crossed line on a megaphone, Joey. He's talking to his wife. He's going to take her out. Sniper's in position. We need him near a window. Joey: Er...Frenz! You into birdwatching? Next week, Joey tries to talk down some Islamic fundamentalists but ends up making the situation worse by responding to their demands for food with sausage rolls and pork pies. |
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Post by mrperson on Sept 7, 2016 18:27:14 GMT
Reality TV show: Donald Trump takes singing lessons.
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Post by dalekbuster523finish on Sept 7, 2016 21:22:07 GMT
Reality TV show: Donald Trump takes singing lessons. He could be one of those terrible auditions on The X Factor!  |
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Post by ryan on Sept 7, 2016 21:56:13 GMT
Reality TV show: Donald Trump takes singing lessons. He could be one of those terrible auditions on The X Factor! He would probably end up ruining his audition by mistaking Rita Ora for a Mexican and surrounding her with a wall made from Lego. |
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Post by dalekbuster523finish on Sept 7, 2016 22:06:29 GMT
He could be one of those terrible auditions on The X Factor! He would probably end up ruining his audition by mistaking Rita Ora for a Mexican and surrounding her with a wall made from Lego. It would have to be Sharon Osbourne or Nicole Scherzinger now. Rita Ora left the panel. |
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Post by ryan on Sept 7, 2016 22:18:12 GMT
He would probably end up ruining his audition by mistaking Rita Ora for a Mexican and surrounding her with a wall made from Lego. It would have to be Sharon Osbourne or Nicole Scherzinger now. Rita Ora left the panel. Knowing Trump, he'd probably hear Scherzinger's name and ask for ketchup thinking it's a type of German sausage. |
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Post by TinDogPodcast on Sept 8, 2016 7:17:35 GMT
Reality Series: Joey Essex - Hostage Negotiator Um.....I actually want to see this show now haha I need to see this! Quick big finish! Snap this up for audio adaptation |
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Post by omega on Sept 8, 2016 7:38:33 GMT
Aliens (as in Xenomorphs) vs anyone willing to take them on vs the Real Housewives of everywhere. At least the housewives would die like they lived, unlike any normal person. It'd also raise the population's collective IQ in the process.
Undercover Boss where bad managers are forced to work in the conditions they force on their employees. What could be more cathartic than seeing a bad boss deal with customers dealing with entitlement issues and a list as long as Not Always Right?
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