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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2017 1:20:12 GMT
Hey everyone,
I thought this might be fun. Pitch an awful sequel  |
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Post by dalekbuster523finish on Feb 22, 2017 9:27:46 GMT
Jurassic World: The Isla Supermarket
Owen and Claire must stop InGen from hiring raptors out to supermarkets as shop assistants.
Unknown item in the baggage area? Say goodbye to your hand. Now you'll be wishing you used self-service!
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Post by Timelord007 on Feb 23, 2017 8:17:27 GMT
Terminator 6 Judgement Wars, were the T-800 goes back in time & erases the last 3 movies from existence.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2017 8:37:05 GMT
Robocop in Wonderland.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2017 9:17:18 GMT
You'll need to do worse - I'd see the hell out of that movie. Reminds me of the 2000AD strip where Judge Dredd went to Oz. He killed munchkins and everything. Magic!  |
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Post by dalekbuster523finish on Feb 23, 2017 14:49:44 GMT
Pirates of the Caribbean - The Trial of Captain Jack
A courtroom drama where Jack Sparrow is on trial for his crimes of piracy.
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Post by chrisscorkscrew on Feb 23, 2017 17:57:33 GMT
Star Wars: Jar Jar Binks Alone.
Everyone's favourite character, trapped alone in a spaceship full of amusing custard pies, pails of whitewash and lots of opportunities to talk to himself.
Surely too short a movie at just 3 hours long...
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Post by aztec on Feb 23, 2017 18:54:20 GMT
The sequel to LOTR Tolkien very briefly considered (there's only 13 pages of manuscript in existence) and soon abandoned seems like it would have been terrible: tolkiengateway.net/wiki/The_New_Shadow |
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Post by chrisscorkscrew on Feb 24, 2017 7:56:59 GMT
The sequel to LOTR Tolkien very briefly considered (there's only 13 pages of manuscript in existence) and soon abandoned seems like it would have been terrible: tolkiengateway.net/wiki/The_New_ShadowThanks for that link. The brief summary of the start of the story actually seemed quite interesting to me. Not cheerful, but I wanted to read more about what could've happened.
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Post by Sir Wearer of Hats on Feb 24, 2017 8:39:31 GMT
Okay, so hear me out: there's these two school teachers, they go looking for a student, thinking there's something odd going on with her .... only to be abducted by her mad grandfather who sends them all back in time to the cavemen days.
Thrilling idea right?
Well, imagine if they follow that up with some rubbish set on an alien planet with shouty robots.
Awful.
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Post by paulmorris7777 on Feb 24, 2017 8:42:26 GMT
Heavens Gate 2
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Post by dalekbuster523finish on Feb 24, 2017 10:06:51 GMT
Okay, so hear me out: there's these two school teachers, they go looking for a student, thinking there's something odd going on with her .... only to be abducted by her mad grandfather who sends them all back in time to the cavemen days. Thrilling idea right? Well, imagine if they follow that up with some rubbish set on an alien planet with shouty robots. Awful. Even worse if they have egg whisks for weapons. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2017 10:44:53 GMT
Okay, so hear me out: there's these two school teachers, they go looking for a student, thinking there's something odd going on with her .... only to be abducted by her mad grandfather who sends them all back in time to the cavemen days. Thrilling idea right? Well, imagine if they follow that up with some rubbish set on an alien planet with shouty robots. Awful. Even worse if they have egg whisks for weapons. And that lasts three hours. After that they spend an hour in two rooms shouting at each other. |
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Post by dalekbuster523finish on Feb 24, 2017 11:21:47 GMT
Even worse if they have egg whisks for weapons. And that lasts three hours. After that they spend an hour in two rooms shouting at each other. Isn't that basically what they do on EastEnders? |
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Post by whiskeybrewer on Feb 24, 2017 12:14:55 GMT
Highlander - Black
A tale of one Immortal's journey through time to find the perfect cup of coffee, without losing his head
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2017 21:54:12 GMT
Okay, so hear me out: there's these two school teachers, they go looking for a student, thinking there's something odd going on with her .... only to be abducted by her mad grandfather who sends them all back in time to the cavemen days. Thrilling idea right? Well, imagine if they follow that up with some rubbish set on an alien planet with shouty robots. Awful. Even worse if they have egg whisks for weapons. And sink plungers for hands |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2017 22:19:32 GMT
Time and the Rani 2: Electric Boogaloo.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2017 1:04:28 GMT
And that lasts three hours. After that they spend an hour in two rooms shouting at each other. Isn't that basically what they do on EastEnders? You should see StarCops. Ironically, those are two of my favourite serials, The Daleks and The Edge of Destruction. There's good marketing and then there's baaaad marketing. |
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Post by fitzoliverj on Feb 25, 2017 19:50:32 GMT
Reading the spin-off thread gave me an idea. Ben Miller and Kris Marshall star as two detectives kicked out of the force after evidence was faked against them. They take up the role of private eyes to support themselves as they work to clear their names, in "Death Out Of Paradise".
Oh, God. Just thought of one. A sequel to "Sherlock" where, after the detective dies (again), his money is used to endow a school of detection. Unfortunately, it's been built on top of an escape tunnel leading from a prison. Every week the plucky teen heroes leave off arguing and having sex and moping to defeat another baddie who's sneaked out of gaol through the tunnel and into the school. We'll call it "College". I reckon it'd be a BIG success.
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Post by muckypup on Feb 25, 2017 20:19:54 GMT
Just to be a bit silly
How about
Class series two
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