shutupbanks
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There’s a horror movie called Alien? That’s really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you.
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Post by shutupbanks on Oct 15, 2017 7:50:32 GMT
To escape from the Time War Iris chameleon arched herself into the body of a ditzy assistant to a Scientific Advisor of a government agency on a backwater planet away from the conflict.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2017 8:12:47 GMT
To escape from the Time War Iris chameleon arched herself into the body of a ditzy assistant to a Scientific Advisor of a government agency on a backwater planet away from the conflict. ...called Mars. Because it's never a straightforward line with Iris.  |
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Post by omega on Oct 15, 2017 8:17:10 GMT
To escape from the Time War Iris chameleon arched herself into the body of a ditzy assistant to a Scientific Advisor of a government agency on a backwater planet away from the conflict. ...called Mars. Because it's never a straightforward line with Iris.  Where's the booze? Because Iris is never on the wagon. She's probably unaware the wagon even exists, and isn't even aware of the possibility of it existing. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2017 8:43:35 GMT
...called Mars. Because it's never a straightforward line with Iris. Where's the booze? Because Iris is never on the wagon. She's probably unaware the wagon even exists, and isn't even aware of the possibility of it existing. And if it does exist and she is on it, it's a wagon that Iris made. Which probably means it was specifically designed to look nothing like a wagon. |
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Post by omega on Oct 15, 2017 8:48:18 GMT
Where's the booze? Because Iris is never on the wagon. She's probably unaware the wagon even exists, and isn't even aware of the possibility of it existing. And if it does exist and she is on it, it's a wagon that Iris made. Which probably means it was specifically designed to look nothing like a wagon. The Other only knows what she was on when she designed it. Vodka probably. Maybe some whiskey. Lager is too tame for her, and she's not classy enough for wine. On that note, if a barmy bag lady in a fur coat and a huge handbag with a martini in one hand comes asking for me, most likely shouting, I'm not here. |
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Post by omega on Oct 15, 2017 8:57:15 GMT
What we need is Iris meeting Series 1 Torchwood. Iris is just too colorful a character even for Cardiff on a Friday night, and so saucy she makes the Cyberwoman (take a drink to erase that character) look tame.
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