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Post by theotherjosh on Dec 5, 2019 15:16:07 GMT
A friend has accepted a job at a local plastics company.
How can he protect himself from Autons? How can I verify his identity to make sure it's really him?
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Post by timegirl on Dec 5, 2019 15:21:38 GMT
They should run! Check to make sure that they don’t look shiny.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2019 15:29:57 GMT
A friend has accepted a job at a local plastics company. How can he protect himself from Autons? How can I verify his identity to make sure it's really him? 1. Pass himself off as an Auton by moving around his new place of employment robotically. Though the lack of a wrist gun might be a bit of an issue... 2. Ask if he has a plastic recycling mark stamped anywhere on his person. If he responds with anything other than choice swear words and a questioning look about your sanity then you know you're dealing with an Auton. Oh, and if his dress sense changes overnight from very late 2010's to very early 1970's then you know you're dealing with an Auton...😁
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Post by lidar2 on Dec 5, 2019 15:36:13 GMT
Oh, same thing happened to a friend of mine a couple of weeks ago. Easily solved, this is what we did: 1. Watch Spearhead from Space 2. Take careful note of how the Doctor's deice is made 3. Build one for yourself and one for your friend Problem solved!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2019 22:11:56 GMT
Oh, same thing happened to a friend of mine a couple of weeks ago. Easily solved, this is what we did: 1. Watch Spearhead from Space 2. Take careful note of how the Doctor's deice is made 3. Build one for yourself and one for your friend Problem solved! Important addendum: Remember to also take note of how Liz fixes the device. That's a mistake you only make... I want to say twice? I think it was twice, but I may have blacked out the third time? If all else fails, recommend deep breathing exercises for Nestene attack and nail polish remover for plastic-dissolving acetone.
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Post by tuigirl on Dec 5, 2019 22:14:05 GMT
As long as he does not sit down on any suspicious plastic chairs or sniffs any plastic flowers....
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Post by number13 on Dec 6, 2019 1:44:52 GMT
Safety Tips for New Workers
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1. All dolls must be stored in the fridge at all times. 2. Destroy any daffodils on sight, they are evil. (It's December.) 3. On meeting anyone called 'Colonel Masters', close your eyes tightly, say 'I do not obey you, I quit' and run away very fast.
4. If anyone gives you a locked box to open, first make sure a canal is outside the window this week.
5. Vists to the circus and coach trips are not team-building events. 6. Only use mobile phones; landlines have serious Health & Safety issues. 7. Do not assume that's a mirror you've not noticed before. Stick your tongue out at it and if there is no change to the 'reflection', get the hell out of there.
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Post by pawntake on Dec 6, 2019 8:23:41 GMT
Buy the book"All you need to know about Plastics for Dummies" Ok will get my coat!!!
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Post by theotherjosh on Dec 6, 2019 15:12:16 GMT
Important addendum: Remember to also take note of how Liz fixes the device. That's a mistake you only make... I want to say twice? I think it was twice, but I may have blacked out the third time? If all else fails, recommend deep breathing exercises for Nestene attack and nail polish remover for plastic-dissolving acetone. He tried bringing in some nail polish remover, but the seething mass of molten alien in the vat in the basement got very upset.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2019 1:48:02 GMT
Important addendum: Remember to also take note of how Liz fixes the device. That's a mistake you only make... I want to say twice? I think it was twice, but I may have blacked out the third time? If all else fails, recommend deep breathing exercises for Nestene attack and nail polish remover for plastic-dissolving acetone. He tried bringing in some nail polish remover, but the seething mass of molten alien in the vat in the basement got very upset. Ahh... That would be the Site Manager. Never fear, I may have a solution for that. *slaps table* Secret Santa. All of whom get sent the seasonal "Kissing Tulips" and "Definitely Not Plastic"-brand sweets are probably human and those who receive a vat of Nestene goo are (probably) part of the invasion force. The solution? Organise Secret Santa so some remover/ECT-unit goes to Site Manager:
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