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There’s a horror movie called Alien? That’s really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you.
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Post by shutupbanks on Jul 5, 2020 12:53:04 GMT
Are you sure that isn’t about the spouses and partners of sports players? That one went over my head, sorry. I like The Age of Steed, though. An immaculate, well-mannered society must still have its Peelers, surely? The King model of android imported from the planet Tara would be ideal. The Wives And Girlfriends of our elite sporting people (which excludes our women's teams, for some reason) are known as WAGs. As to imports from other planets, I'm sure the Doctor would recognise one subclass of Peeler. I'm pretty sure he'd have a feeling of deja vu Purdey soon after landing. She would be a fair cop, after all. I'll see myself out...
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Post by grinch on Jul 5, 2020 14:32:07 GMT
Spaceport Bear
A routine computer scan reveals a rather strange discovery. An acerbic stuffed bear trapped in one of the air vents. His name is Panda and he has quite the story to tell...
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Post by number13 on Jul 5, 2020 15:15:11 GMT
Spaceport Bear A routine computer scan reveals a rather strange discovery. An acerbic stuffed bear trapped in one of the air vents. His name is Panda and he has quite the story to tell... "BEAR?!!"
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Post by grinch on Jul 5, 2020 20:31:13 GMT
Spaceport Bear A routine computer scan reveals a rather strange discovery. An acerbic stuffed bear trapped in one of the air vents. His name is Panda and he has quite the story to tell... "BEAR?!!"Cue the theme tune! Then we cut back to see several crew members with bruises on their face and Panda in restraints.
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Post by grinch on Jul 11, 2020 17:48:38 GMT
Cold Flood
A comedic spin off set deep within the bowels of a Silurian City.
Two newly awakened Silurian handymen discover that poor maintenance has caused their hibernation chambers to flood. With their jobsworth leader breathing down their necks and a Mykra in heat on the loose, can they sort everything out before the rest of their species awake and inherit the Earth?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2020 18:21:16 GMT
Cold Flood A comedic spin off set deep within the bowels of a Silurian City. Two newly awakened Silurian handymen discover that poor maintenance has caused their hibernation chambers to flood. With their jobsworth leader breathing down their necks and a Mykra in heat on the loose, can they sort everything out before the rest of their species awake and inherit the Earth? And of course, the Silurians and Sea Devils are no match for the invasion a diminutive but aggressive alien race spearheaded by our old friend Beep: Warriors of the Meep
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Post by grinch on Jul 11, 2020 22:35:13 GMT
Cold Flood A comedic spin off set deep within the bowels of a Silurian City. Two newly awakened Silurian handymen discover that poor maintenance has caused their hibernation chambers to flood. With their jobsworth leader breathing down their necks and a Mykra in heat on the loose, can they sort everything out before the rest of their species awake and inherit the Earth? And of course, the Silurians and Sea Devils are no match for the invasion a diminutive but aggressive alien race spearheaded by our old friend Beep: Warriors of the MeepWould make for a great set up for a sequel. The Silurian handymen and their assorted Silurian and Sea Devil awaken and emerge from their chambers only to see the devastated remains of Earth around them. Banners proclaiming the might of Beep as a Black Sun rages overhead. The first Silurian handymen turns to his friend. "I'm going back to sleep."
Goes to make his way back to the chamber. "But-""Wake me up when it's all over!"Cut to credits.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2020 22:44:41 GMT
And of course, the Silurians and Sea Devils are no match for the invasion a diminutive but aggressive alien race spearheaded by our old friend Beep: Warriors of the MeepWould make for a great set up for a sequel. The Silurian handymen and their assorted Silurian and Sea Devil awaken and emerge from their chambers only to see the devastated remains of Earth around them. Banners proclaiming the might of Beep as a Black Sun rages overhead. The first Silurian handymen turns to his friend. "I'm going back to sleep."
Goes to make his way back to the chamber. "But-""Wake me up when it's all over!"Cut to credits. Sounds like a Big Finish 'Mix & Match' job.
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Post by grinch on Jul 23, 2020 22:31:44 GMT
The Dalek’s Faster Plan
After crunching the numbers, the Accountant Dalek comes to the conclusion that efficiency must come first and foremost if they are to ever stand a chance of conquering the universe.
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Post by number13 on Jul 30, 2020 1:41:09 GMT
If this thread is nearing the end of its journey, here's one for the road...
With the Fifth Doctor spending some 'Time Apart' and haunted by the 'Shadow of the Daleks', what has happened to his most recent companions; Nyssa, Tegan and the man formerly known as Marcipor? We can reveal all in this exclusive preview... (*contains a hint of spoileryness in reference to events in their last adventures*)
'Do you think this is the vehicle?' 'Unless there are two cars in Edinburgh with a note to 'Nyssa, Tegan and Marc' tucked under the wipers, yes I'd say that's the one.' 'The Doctor says he'll meet us in a street of bakers in London - is that a city of the Britons?' 'Yes. We were there once before - but I expect they will have rebuilt it by this time... He also says it will be good for us to spend some time together on a - I wonder if 'road trip' is a Time Lord custom?' 'Definitely human. So this is Edinburgh, it looks like my time, the lovely 1980s, and we've 400 miles to do before we see the TARDIS again.' 'The technology seems simple, I could pilot it I suppose. Is the computer interface voice-activated?' 'So that's a no then Nyssa. This is an 80s car, a good one and it's more advanced than the ones at Cranleigh but it still doesn't have a "computer interface". So I'll be driving and navigating, unless one of you two knows which way up Britain goes.' 'I drove many carts on errands around Cumae, I could drive this metal one.' 'You must be kidding! Where did you pass your test, the Circus Maximus?(!)' 'Much has changed since I was in Cicero's household, Tegan. I feel an - affinity - with mechanical devices now; I'm sure I could master it quickly.' 'Oh boy! Alright then Ben-Hur, here goes nothing! Welcome aboard and please fasten your seatbelts when the seatbelt light is on...' It's the 7 week epic journey they'll never forget down The Great North Road, travelling through exotic lands from Scotch Corner to Watford Gap in: {Spoiler} Marc's Polo Volkswagen Polo, early 80s
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