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Post by timegirl on Sept 12, 2020 19:44:21 GMT
This is just for fun but what are silliest Doctor Who head cannons?
Mine: The Doctor’s annual birthday party all the Doctors and companions get together and have a massive party.Live Music is provided by 12, 7, 6, 3, and 2;12, 6,3 always argue over who should sing at the party because all three of them are convinced they have the best singing voice. Sarah Jane,Rose, River, Clara and Yaz all compare notes over embarrassing stories with their Doctor and “dates” that have gone wrong. 9 and 13 chat about being “Northern”. There is a massive Congo line through all the TARDISs and lots of awkward alien dancing. Somehow everyone has swapped clothes half way through, except for 12 who’s clothes Missy has stollen so he now must spend the rest of the party in his question mark underpants! RuthDoctor and a ginger incarnation we haven’t seen yet snark in the corner. 1 roasts all his incarnations at the end!
The Doctor really likes TARDIS sleepovers in all their incarnations and loves karaoke, pranks, and scary stories! Also they have TARDIS footy pajamas and sleeps with stuffed animals!😁
Sixie once spent an entire week transformed into a cat (it wasn’t against his will either he was just really bored) and made Peri carry him around on their adventures!
The reason 12 has such an embarrassed expression when telling Osgood about his question mark underpants, is because he once spent several hours running around London in just his underpants ( he wasn’t quite himself that day 😉😄)
10 and Donna once accidentally got married (while they were body swapped as well) and had to both fake their own deaths in order to get out of it!
4 was best friends with all the members of Monty Python, in fact they were a TARDIS team at some point!
3 once had a hugely successful disco album!
9 had an entire TARDIS room filled with bananas.
The Doctor has on several different occasions and incarnations caught a rare space disease that transformed them into a stuffed animal! Most recently being 12 who was a very fierce teddy bear indeed and had to live on Clara’s bed so he wouldn’t go and snag his stuffing on anything and loose limbs which he did anyways as well as terrifying several small children who tried to pick him up!😁🧸
What are your silly head cannons?
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Post by relativetime on Sept 12, 2020 20:00:16 GMT
Okay, the Sixth Doctor turning himself into a cat and making Peri carry him around for an entire adventure is the most amazing thing I’ve ever heard and it’s canon now.
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Post by grinch on Sept 12, 2020 20:03:17 GMT
A lot of my head canons I actually have incorporated into my DWAITAS RPG campaign so l’ll share them here.
Early on in his regeneration, the Ninth Doctor left his TARDIS to drift in the Time Vortex whilst he spend many years wandering its halls, lost in his thoughts and memories of the past. After discovering the rooms of his past companions, he spent a few days simply sitting in the one that belonged to Susan.
The comic actor Kenneth Williams once travelled with Iris Wildthyme and Panda. The latter of whom he surprisingly got on well with. After his death, the diary which detailed his time spent in her company was seized by UNIT and stored in their Black Archive.
UNIT once proposed creating a file based on possible Immortals codenamed ‘Dorians’ Unfortunately, with their knowledge of time travel technology it has become impossible to determine between who is immortal and who are simply time travellers. As such, the proposal was rejected.
In the wider Omniverse, the alternative universe of the Warner Doctor and the Gatiss Master runs parallel to a certain other universe. One where Earth has experienced as a catastrophic event known and The Withering and K.E.N.T. led by Professor Nebulous protects the planet from threats both manmade and alien.
Thankfully, no communication has ever been made between the two and they are otherwise unaware of the others existence.
The Collings Doctor when given the chance by the Time Lords to alter their history gladly wiped out the Daleks and Davros. As such, the Time War never came to pass.
The Rani was enlisted in the Time War and given her own private asteroid/laboratory to experiment on Dalek POWs. In her War incarnation, she was portrayed by Anne Reid who adopts an affable, almost grandmotherly warmth towards all those she interacts with. Including her test subjects. She is still just as ruthless and malicious though.
In an alternate/Unbound universe, it was the Master in his first incarnation who fled Gallifrey with his granddaughter Susan. Aside from this, very little is known of this universe.
Although, she didn’t get on with his First incarnation, Iris Wildthyme actually had a delightful rapport with the Doctor’s Second incarnation.
The Paternoster Gang came a cropper of and knew at least one Invisible Man in their time as investigators. Any similarities to the works of a certain Mr Wells was entirely coincidental.
Separated from both the Doctor and Iris Wildthyme, Panda and Frobisher found themselves framed for a crime they didn’t commit and were forced to go on the run. Hunted by the likes of both Vienna Salvatori and the ruthless Death‘s Head, the pair embarked on many an adventure as they tried to prove their innocence. This included Frobisher having to rescue his furry friend from the collection of the Nine, Panda finding himself stranded on Earth and assuming the role of a lonely young boy’s imaginary friend and the pair taking up work as food critics at an Androgum Cooking Competition.
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Post by timegirl on Sept 12, 2020 20:14:20 GMT
Okay, the Sixth Doctor turning himself into a cat and making Peri carry him around for an entire adventure is the most amazing thing I’ve ever heard and it’s canon now. It would be hilarious 😆 I think he would be a talking cat and his fur would be rainbow like his coat😁 also he defeated the villain by jumping on them and scratching them! Now I really want big Finish Productions to do a story where this happens!🤣
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2020 21:01:31 GMT
Not 'silly' as such, but I used to like to imagine that William Hartnell, before I had his episodes on VHS, in some of his pre-Doctor Who roles, was The Doctor lying incognito, as a Renegade, or Time Agent, avoiding detection. Brighton Rock: A character (Dallow) who is a tough criminal and not shocked by murder, but who has moral boundaries. He sticks with Pinkie with supposed loyalty, but more likely out of a need to ensure that the young Ida comes to no harm. When he is convinced that she is to be killed (a bluff suicide pact), he engages with the law and delivers a glorious punch and verbal rejoiner. A tough Time Agent who decides to intervene with events when he has to? Odd Man Out: The Landlord of the Bar in which James Masons wounded and dying IRA agent seeks shelter and sanctuary. He is again a tough, no nonsense William Hartnell, who does not want to attract attention to himself. As if he is hiding himself and is actually there on other 'official' business, pre-renegade? Another classic example of Hartnell the authoritative tough talker with elements that were still present (and subsequently toned down) in the Pilot episode. And then there is This Sporting Life: The role that attracted Sydney Newman etc, where he demonstrated how he could play an older man. Very much a proto First Doctor, but more vulnerable and lonely. Essentially, it is fun to imagine a younger First Doctor, either as a Time Agent or as a Renegade, in lots of B&W films. He was and remains the Doctor who was most established prior to the role. And, in glorious colour:
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2020 21:31:05 GMT
Okay, the Sixth Doctor turning himself into a cat and making Peri carry him around for an entire adventure is the most amazing thing I’ve ever heard and it’s canon now. It would be hilarious 😆 I think he would be a talking cat and his fur would be rainbow like his coat😁 also he defeated the villain by jumping on them and scratching them! Now I really want big Finish Productions to do a story where this happens!🤣 *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *looks around, chucks up arms and bolts* ( Source: Steve Andrews)
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Post by mark687 on Sept 12, 2020 22:04:54 GMT
River Song is also a successful American Defense lawyer (if you know you Know ) Knowing the results the Doc bets on sports and gives the monies to Charity Ian and Barbara made the most of their downtime
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Post by timegirl on Sept 12, 2020 22:28:25 GMT
It would be hilarious 😆 I think he would be a talking cat and his fur would be rainbow like his coat😁 also he defeated the villain by jumping on them and scratching them! Now I really want big Finish Productions to do a story where this happens!🤣 *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *looks around, chucks up arms and bolts* ( Source: Steve Andrews) That is amazing! How did you find that?!😃
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There’s a horror movie called Alien? That’s really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you.
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Post by shutupbanks on Sept 13, 2020 1:07:07 GMT
A Revenge-era Cyberman that shoots confetti or glitter out of ... oh, wrong head cannon.
OK, my main one would be that Romana came back from E-Space, got elected President and installed an honour guard of Tharils to protect herself from timey-wimey shenanigans from her enemies.
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Post by timegirl on Sept 13, 2020 3:20:28 GMT
Sometimes when 12 is alone in the TARDIS he dances around the console room like Hugh Grant in Love Actually😁
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Post by constonks on Sept 13, 2020 3:25:34 GMT
Sarah once took a private vow of silence to see how long it would take the Doctor to notice. She gave up five days later when he wouldn't stop singing Good King Wenceslas.
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Post by timegirl on Sept 13, 2020 4:29:53 GMT
Okay, the Sixth Doctor turning himself into a cat and making Peri carry him around for an entire adventure is the most amazing thing I’ve ever heard and it’s canon now. Oh and he changes back while Peri is still carrying him 😁
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Post by timegirl on Sept 14, 2020 13:34:50 GMT
Sixie and 12 have most definitely met and inexplicably got into a massive fight over who has the better singing voice, which then escalated into shouting match over which was better Gilbert and Sullivan or David Bowie! This then resulted in an all night karaoke battle between Sixie and 12 with Peri and Clara having to moderate at all times!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2020 7:25:39 GMT
*squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *looks around, chucks up arms and bolts* ( Source: Steve Andrews) That is amazing! How did you find that?!😃 A very, very long time ago, I stumbled across a series of artists who did -- or currently still do -- faux Target novelisation covers. Steve Andrews, I found through this image (and many others like it):
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Post by timegirl on Sept 17, 2020 18:29:05 GMT
A few more: 12 is a secret massive Disney fanboy ( he did once reference Frozen, after all). He and Clara have gone to Disney world 5 times. His companions sometimes catch him watching Disney sing-a-longs in the TARDIS. Also his favorite Disney movie is Beauty and the Beast, because although he does not admit it he relates to the relationship between Beast and Belle. In fact he cries during the ending every time! He also sometimes starts quoting Mary Poppins to Missy to wind her up.
The Doctor has tried dyeing their hair ginger in multiple incarnations but it always turns out a disaster in some way, including on one memorable occasion setting their hair on fire which inexplicably turned it purple.
The Doctor sometimes sings to their TARDIS, even one time writing them a love song!
12 pierced his ear and almost got a tattoo but Clara stopped him! He was going through an, um, “interesting phase” at the time, he was in a band and thought it would make him look punk😄
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Post by fitzoliverj on Sept 17, 2020 19:28:33 GMT
The new "All Creatures Great and Small" is actually a sequel to "Dimensions in Time". It's Cyrian's revenge on the Doctor. Sooner or later (probably in 2023, for the thirtieth anniversary) 'Tristan Farnon' will start seeing the Doctor in the mirror, and the spell will be broken.
Also, I reckon that makes Christopher Timothy the Monk.
Actually, I reckon Chris Chibnall should make Christopher Timothy the Monk, and forget about all this other nonsense I'v written.
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Post by timegirl on Sept 18, 2020 1:31:31 GMT
Angus Flint in Lair of the White Worm is just 12 under a particularly powerful chameleon arch. Think about it they are both socially awkward, have bigger on the inside objects (the TARDIS) and Angus’s spurn, both save the day using science and unconventional means. Yes there is an age difference, but he 12 had his reasons 😉
Also Sam Tyler in Life on Mars is also just the Master Chameleon arched in the 1970s!
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Post by Hieronymus on Sept 18, 2020 2:17:34 GMT
This one occurred to me while watching Trial of a Timelord: Everything that's happened to to Doctor since he entered the Matrix is all fiction created by the Valeyard to keep the Doctor occupied and out of the way. Even the Time War.
It certainly makes more sense than Peri ending up with King Yrcanos.
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Post by timegirl on Sept 18, 2020 2:43:02 GMT
The Doctor loves to take bubble baths and even owns several rubber ducks!
Sixie once had to go on as the Pirate King in the original production of Pirates of Penzance!
Three secretly wears hair extensions to enhance his buffant.
9 once grew out his hair long until it caught on fire and he had to shave it down again.
12 is a surprisingly good dancer especially when he’s giving a concert and as Clara discovered, (for better or for worse) he is not shy about shaking his arse around when he feels like it!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2020 3:23:05 GMT
A few more: 12 is a secret massive Disney fanboy ( he did once reference Frozen, after all). He and Clara have gone to Disney world 5 times. His companions sometimes catch him watching Disney sing-a-longs in the TARDIS. Also his favorite Disney movie is Beauty and the Beast, because although he does not admit it he relates to the relationship between Beast and Belle. In fact he cries during the ending every time! He also sometimes starts quoting Mary Poppins to Missy to wind her up. The Doctor has tried dyeing their hair ginger in multiple incarnations but it always turns out a disaster in some way, including on one memorable occasion setting their hair on fire which inexplicably turned it purple. The Doctor sometimes sings to their TARDIS, even one time writing them a love song!
12 pierced his ear and almost got a tattoo but Clara stopped him! He was going through an, um, “interesting phase” at the time, he was in a band and thought it would make him look punk😄 Do you think the TARDIS ever sings back? The Doctor, dozing quietly in the Cloister Room among colonnades hugged in ivy where no companion can find them, and then, there's this sound...
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