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Post by timegirl on Feb 28, 2021 13:27:20 GMT
One time due to a massive misunderstanding Iris and Panda accidentally got married! I love that idea!
'We did WHAT?!' 'Oooh I knew you'd be a mite upset! Never mind chucks, we'll soon sort it out. Panda luv, you know I've always been fond of you but...' 'You drunken old harpie! You were supposed to be taking us to the Opera d'Arte in New New York so I could bestow my appreciation upon the great Maria Centauri at the zenith of her career - and instead you flew us through the Chapel of Trans-Temporal Hitching in New New Vegas?! On New New New Earth?!' 'No luv, you've got it all wrong. It were New New New New Earth, that's what threw my lovely bus off-track. She's not used to that much new newness. Not anything new really. You remember that time I put a couple of artisan-woven throws on the sofas and she wouldn't fly straight for a week afterward? This were just the same...' 'But I still don't see how we ended up as - I can't believe I'm about to say this - an item.' 'I thought that nice young man were giving us the tickets, front row, best seats in the house and all. It were only after the galactic credit were billed I saw what he'd really given us... and we were already hitched! Sorry chucks!' 'SORRY?!! Iris, you've got to do something!' 'Already being sorted Panda luv - but I don't think you're going to like that part much either...' (Ominous pause...) 'Go on...' 'There's a 30 day return clause. If the bride is - well, disappointed for any reason - she can get the marriage annulled, no questions asked.' 'Me, officially rejected and returned like a dud pair of shoes?! Just do it, anything's better than "till death do us part" with you. I'm a cyborg and you're a - whatever you are, I'm sure you'll go on for eternity. I don't think I could bear eternity married to you! Damn! Now I've said "the B-word"! We've only been married half-an-hour and you've dragged me down to your level already! Fix it now. I'm leaving you and this bus - until we're officially just good friends again.' (Door slams) 'Oooh dear, I knew he'd be cross. Just wait 'til I tell him you don't get the money back and it were his galactic credit card I charged it to...'
Yes!🤣 I wonder do they get it annulled?!
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Post by timegirl on Feb 28, 2021 15:58:28 GMT
12 has special powers relating to his abilities as a musician!
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Post by number13 on Feb 28, 2021 23:31:05 GMT
Yes!🤣 I wonder do they get it annulled?! Definitely. Iris is eccentric but she's not that eccentric! And Panda in a foul temper is not a Panda anyone would want in the bus.
EDIT: In a fouler temper than usual, that is.
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Post by grinch on Feb 28, 2021 23:56:14 GMT
Yes!🤣 I wonder do they get it annulled?! Definitely. Iris is eccentric but she's not that eccentric! And Panda in a foul temper is not a Panda anyone would want in the bus.
EDIT: In a fouler temper than usual, that is. Indeed. When Panda is riled he’s a force to be reckoned with. You should have seen the persona he took on in one divergent timeline during the Time War. Many a Dalek knew what it meant to feel the wrath of a stuffed panda that day, I can tell you. He even wore a eyepatch!
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Post by timegirl on Feb 28, 2021 23:58:43 GMT
Definitely. Iris is eccentric but she's not that eccentric! And Panda in a foul temper is not a Panda anyone would want in the bus.
EDIT: In a fouler temper than usual, that is. Indeed. When Panda is riled he’s a force to be reckoned with. You should have seen the persona he took on in one divergent timeline during the Time War. Many a Dalek knew what it meant to feel the wrath of a stuffed panda that day, I can tell you. He even wore a eyepatch! Coming to BF, The War Panda!🤣
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Post by timegirl on Mar 1, 2021 1:36:18 GMT
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Post by timegirl on Mar 1, 2021 19:24:21 GMT
Instead of sometimes finding an occasional grey hair, 12 occasionally finds a brunette hair.
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Post by relativetime on Mar 1, 2021 20:25:00 GMT
I think every time the Doctor is introduced to a new genre of music from Earth, regardless of their incarnation, they spend the next decade becoming an absolute expert in the field. The rest of the time they obviously spend being smug about it to whoever’s traveling with them at the time, ESPECIALLY if that companion introduced them to it.
Personally, I think it’s quite funny to imagine the Fifth Doctor was a fan of the heavier genres of rock and metal music in addition to being a fan of all the sorts of stuff you’d imagine he’d be a fan of - classic rock, classical music, etc. I just want to imagine Tegan’s face when she finds a death metal album or something lying around somewhere in the TARDIS.
I like to think the Doctor learned how to play guitar from Hendrix and the Third Doctor went back to see him at Woodstock sometime after Jo left to try to appreciate the music as Jo had, but he left before Hendrix started playing when he saw a younger Jo was there as well. The Twelfth Doctor was absolutely there to see the whole thing, though.
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Post by timegirl on Mar 1, 2021 20:30:55 GMT
I think every time the Doctor is introduced to a new genre of music from Earth, regardless of their incarnation, they spend the next decade becoming an absolute expert in the field. The rest of the time they obviously spend being smug about it to whoever’s traveling with them at the time, ESPECIALLY if that companion introduced them to it. Personally, I think it’s quite funny to imagine the Fifth Doctor was a fan of the heavier genres of rock and metal music in addition to being a fan of all the sorts of stuff you’d imagine he’d be a fan of - classic rock, classical music, etc. I just want to imagine Tegan’s face when she finds a death metal album or something lying around somewhere in the TARDIS. I like to think the Doctor learned how to play guitar from Hendrix and the Third Doctor went back to see him at Woodstock sometime after Jo left to try to appreciate the music as Jo had, but he left before Hendrix started playing when he saw a younger Jo was there as well. The Twelfth Doctor was absolutely there to see the whole thing, though. This is amazing and it’s my headcannon now too!😁
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Post by timegirl on Mar 1, 2021 20:44:38 GMT
12 owns a sentient guitar! It can occasionally be very temperamental!
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Post by aussiedoctorwhofan on Mar 2, 2021 2:07:02 GMT
I think every time the Doctor is introduced to a new genre of music from Earth, regardless of their incarnation, they spend the next decade becoming an absolute expert in the field. The rest of the time they obviously spend being smug about it to whoever’s traveling with them at the time, ESPECIALLY if that companion introduced them to it. Personally, I think it’s quite funny to imagine the Fifth Doctor was a fan of the heavier genres of rock and metal music in addition to being a fan of all the sorts of stuff you’d imagine he’d be a fan of - classic rock, classical music, etc. I just want to imagine Tegan’s face when she finds a death metal album or something lying around somewhere in the TARDIS. I like to think the Doctor learned how to play guitar from Hendrix and the Third Doctor went back to see him at Woodstock sometime after Jo left to try to appreciate the music as Jo had, but he left before Hendrix started playing when he saw a younger Jo was there as well. The Twelfth Doctor was absolutely there to see the whole thing, though. I have about 200 death metal albums for him to borrow !
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Post by timegirl on Mar 2, 2021 2:26:25 GMT
During a certain period of 12’s life, 12 found himself in the unlikely position of having so many fan girls that he and Clara had to hide in the TARDIS!
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Post by timegirl on Mar 3, 2021 1:16:29 GMT
Santa Claus is a whouffaldi shipper 😉
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Post by grinch on Mar 4, 2021 11:51:33 GMT
At the beginning of the Time War, the Time Lords would train many new recruits within the constantly shifting environments of the Death Zone.
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Post by project37 on Mar 4, 2021 13:18:40 GMT
I don't know if this is the right thread for it, but my new head canon is Stephen Merchant as Omega. I could NOT stop laughing!
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Post by timegirl on Mar 4, 2021 14:37:49 GMT
12 has written and sang songs in Gallifreyian. Some of them have become very popular on earth much to other Timelords annoyance. Some of the lyrics to 12’s songs in Gallifreyian are quite rude and feature the Gallifreyian equivalent to the “F word”!
Sidenote: Have there been any Gallifreyian curse words in DW?
Sidenote: 12 has also written lovely Gallifreyian songs about Clara but those are a bit more private 😉
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Post by grinch on Mar 4, 2021 18:52:13 GMT
I don't know if this is the right thread for it, but my new head canon is Stephen Merchant as Omega. I could NOT stop laughing!
Actually fits rather well if we simply say that in this alternate universe, his time in the anti matter universe has had a detrimental effect on Omega’s intelligence making him rather whiny in the process.
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Post by fitzoliverj on Mar 4, 2021 19:20:41 GMT
I don't know if this is the right thread for it, but my new head canon is Stephen Merchant as Omega. I could NOT stop laughing!
Oh, God, that's wonderful. That's even better than the Zippy-in-Destiny-of-the-Daleks mashup. I mean, we're already getting Brian Blessed as Omega, but I think Stephen Merchant may have the edge! Where does the audio come from?
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Post by project37 on Mar 5, 2021 0:07:02 GMT
I don't know if this is the right thread for it, but my new head canon is Stephen Merchant as Omega. I could NOT stop laughing!
Oh, God, that's wonderful. That's even better than the Zippy-in-Destiny-of-the-Daleks mashup. I mean, we're already getting Brian Blessed as Omega, but I think Stephen Merchant may have the edge! Where does the audio come from?
It's amazing!
I believe the audio comes from Merchant's voice work as Wheatley from the game Portal 2.
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Post by Superium on Mar 5, 2021 1:33:15 GMT
Not as silly as most, but David Warner's character in Cold War is actually his Unbound Doctor in hiding.
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