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Post by nucleusofswarm on May 14, 2021 23:59:55 GMT
Your midnight thread is back, and after what has been a bumpy few weeks, I thought we could all do with a laugh. Like with the humble pickle at Xmas, take any line from Doctor Who, any at all, and swap out a word with 'Cabbage'. See what you can chuck out, like this:
"Davros, if you had a cabbage in your laboratory, something contagious that killed on contact, would you allow its use?"
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Post by timegirl on May 15, 2021 0:03:51 GMT
“I am a cabbage!”-12, Death in Heaven
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Post by aussiedoctorwhofan on May 15, 2021 0:04:41 GMT
"Would you like a carrot?" 4th Doctor  |
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Post by kastoniago on May 15, 2021 0:53:01 GMT
"Cabbages, cabbages, cabbages!"
- Sixth Doctor's final lines - The Ultimate Foe
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2021 6:50:45 GMT
"There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, where the sea's asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke, and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, and somewhere else the cabbage's getting cold. Come on, Ace, we've got work to do!"
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2021 7:23:17 GMT
The Doctor, Romana and Duggan discuss gardening...
DOCTOR: "Mmm. It was the only one that wasn't damaged in the fire."
DUGGAN: "But, it's a cabbage! You can't hang a cabbage Mona Lisa in the Louvre."
ROMANA: "How can it be a cabbage if Leonardo painted it?"
DUGGAN: "With the words 'This is a cabbage' written under the paintwork in felt tip."
ROMANA: "It doesn't affect what it looks like."
DUGGAN: "It doesn't matter what it looks like!"
DOCTOR: "Doesn't it? Well, some people would say that's the whole point of horticulture."
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Post by shutupbanks on May 15, 2021 8:20:08 GMT
The Doctor, Romana and Duggan discuss gardening...
DOCTOR: "Mmm. It was the only one that wasn't damaged in the fire." DUGGAN: "But, it's a cabbage! You can't hang a cabbage Mona Lisa in the Louvre." ROMANA: "How can it be a cabbage if Leonardo painted it?" DUGGAN: "With the words 'This is a cabbage' written under the paintwork in felt tip." ROMANA: "It doesn't affect what it looks like." DUGGAN: "It doesn't matter what it looks like!" DOCTOR: "Doesn't it? Well, some people would say that's the whole point of horticulture." “That was probably the most important cabbage in history!” |
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2021 9:09:45 GMT
The Doctor, Romana and Duggan discuss gardening...
DOCTOR: "Mmm. It was the only one that wasn't damaged in the fire." DUGGAN: "But, it's a cabbage! You can't hang a cabbage Mona Lisa in the Louvre." ROMANA: "How can it be a cabbage if Leonardo painted it?" DUGGAN: "With the words 'This is a cabbage' written under the paintwork in felt tip." ROMANA: "It doesn't affect what it looks like." DUGGAN: "It doesn't matter what it looks like!" DOCTOR: "Doesn't it? Well, some people would say that's the whole point of horticulture." “That was probably the most important cabbage in history!”  Oh, man... "No, Scaroth, no. You've pressed it once... You've thrown the cabbage once, you don't get a second throw!" "I will change it!" * thwumpk* (or alternately appropriate cabbage lobbing sound from Duggan here) |
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Post by grinch on May 15, 2021 9:17:17 GMT
“There are some corners of the Universe which have bred the most terrible cabbages. Cabbages which act against everything that we believe in. They must be fought.”
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2021 10:13:16 GMT
A Dalek at the fruit and veg stall...
My Cabbage is impaired
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Post by mark687 on May 15, 2021 10:48:31 GMT
Conquer the Universe. Crush the Lesser Races. Unlimited Cabbage Pudding!
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Post by fitzoliverj on May 15, 2021 13:18:43 GMT
So these are my replacements, a dandelion and a cabbage.
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Post by fitzoliverj on May 15, 2021 13:21:55 GMT
The Cabbages? I think you'll find that your enemies tremble with mirth and cry out things like "Oh good, it's only the Cabbages, thank goodness it wasn't somebody serious like the Purple Sprouting Broccli". You are, after all, the only race in history to be outwitted by the intellectual might of the Potatoes.
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Post by fitzoliverj on May 15, 2021 13:25:04 GMT
Cabbage day? I wasn't counting on that.
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Post by fitzoliverj on May 15, 2021 13:27:17 GMT
Pickled in time, like cabbages in a jar.
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2021 13:28:19 GMT
(Day of the Daleks ep 1)
DOCTOR: Well, you ought to eat something, you know. This is likely to be a very long night.
(Jo jumps as a bell chimes.)
JO: What's that?
DOCTOR: It's a clock chiming. I say, you really ought to try this cabbage. It's absolutely delicious.
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Post by fitzoliverj on May 15, 2021 13:31:40 GMT
Now then, perhaps I can stand you and your delightful friend a cabbage? After all, this is a party!
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2021 13:34:17 GMT
Quite a fun thread this:)
(The Android Invasion, 'Fleur de Lys' Pub)
MORGAN: Can I get you a drink, sir?
DOCTOR: Yes, I'll have a pint.
MORGAN: A pint of what?
DOCTOR: Cabbage beer.
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2021 13:34:34 GMT
"Would you like a carrot?" 4th Doctor Hey! Take that to the "Change a Who line with 'Carrot' thread! Though...of course, Tom would never give a cabbage away anyway - he was fighting to get one as his companion! |
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2021 13:59:21 GMT
Hartnell - Fear makes cabbages of all of us.
Troughton - Cabbages, my dear Zoe, merely enables one to be wrong with authority.
Pertwee - The Nestenes can put life into anything made of cabbage. Anything at all.
Tom - Hundreds of millions of people, thousands of generations, can live without fear, in peace, and never even know the word "Cabbage".
Davison - For some people, small, beautiful cabbagess are what life is all about!
Colin - Whatever else happens, I am... the cabbage. Whether you like it... or not.
McCoy - You're trapped, a trillion miles and a thousand years from a disintegrated cabbage. I have defeated you. You no longer serve any purpose.
McGann - I love cabbages. Always seeing patterns in things that aren't there.
Hurt - Great cabbages are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame.
Eccleston - Rose...I think you need a cabbage *kiss*
Tennant - Wilfred.. it's my cabbage.
Smith - Hello, Stonehenge! Who takes the cabbage, takes the universe!
Capaldi - Your chances of survival are about one in a thousand. So here's what you do. You forget the thousand, and you concentrate on the cabbage.
Whittaker - I'm not wrong! I've seen Gallifrey destroyed. Twice. First by war, second by a cabbage who I'm still trying to find.
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