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Post by nucleusofswarm on Jun 11, 2021 23:44:45 GMT
Inspired by the popular segment on topical UK comedy Mock the Week (for reference: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkR_cil2_U8), create something that you'd never hear from the actual show. Can be as silly, random, satirical or odd as you please.
"Just this once Rose, JUST THIS ONCE... Sod it. This planet's full of bellends, anyway."
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Post by timegirl on Jun 11, 2021 23:58:55 GMT
12: “My wife Clara, and I are spending our honeymoon together in Glasgow.”
Clara: “I told him we are going to Blackpool for the honeymoon, that way he can wear his new question mark Speedo I bought him.”
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Post by doctorkernow on Jun 12, 2021 1:39:50 GMT
Hello again
Any companion from the last 50 odd years: “No Doctor, you will explain it, right now.”
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Post by doctorkernow on Jun 12, 2021 2:23:25 GMT
Hello again.
The Master: “No, I’m just on Earth for a holiday. Don’t tell the Daleks I’m here.”
Second Doctor: “Jamie, when I say run down to the chippie; I mean run down to the chippie. I hate cold chips.”
Davros: “You must give me the pattern for your scarf, Doctor.”
Leela: “Doctor, are the walls of this spaceship meant to wobble.”
DALEKS: WE HAVE EXTERMINATED THE DOCTOR! LET’S PARTY. FIND DISCO DALEK. WAIT. WHICH DALEKS STARTED SINGING? SEEK LOCATE DESTROY...”
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Post by grinch on Jun 12, 2021 7:52:50 GMT
The Doctor: “I consider Skaro to be one of my favourite planets...”
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Post by timegirl on Jun 12, 2021 12:18:02 GMT
12: “I just had my eyebrows waxed!”
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Post by grinch on Jun 12, 2021 12:20:31 GMT
Davros: “You’re absolutely right Doctor, now that I think about it the Daleks probably were a bad idea...”
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Post by timegirl on Jun 12, 2021 12:40:16 GMT
Peri: “Doctor, I really don’t think this shirtless photo shoot is your best idea!”
Sixie: “Nonsense Peri! A shirtless calendar is just the thing to give the Master for Christmas! What do you think of my new mustache?”
Peri: “It looks very seventies?”
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Post by nucleusofswarm on Jun 12, 2021 12:48:18 GMT
"Doctor, you're enjoying calling me Master a little too much..."
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Post by number13 on Jun 12, 2021 13:19:20 GMT
'Slow down, K-9!'
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Post by barnabaslives on Jun 12, 2021 13:32:52 GMT
"Quick, Jamie - to the Batcave!"
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Post by timegirl on Jun 12, 2021 13:37:24 GMT
12: “I hate David Bowie!”
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Post by fitzoliverj on Jun 12, 2021 15:11:23 GMT
NHS Box General and Nurse Practicioners Respond to Urgent Calls Made at 8 AM To be Triaged by an Untrained Receptionist
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Post by fitzoliverj on Jun 12, 2021 15:13:48 GMT
SALATEEN: You haven't touched a Spectrox nest, have you? DOCTOR: A Spectrox nest? If you mean a large fuzzy, sticky ball SALATEEN: You have. (Salateen laughs.) PERI: What's so funny? SALATEEN: You're dying. DOCTOR: Oh, marvellous sense of humour. Try not to get hysterical. What do you mean, we're dying? SALATEEN: And Sharaz Jek thought he had company for life. Cramp is the second stage. First a rash, then spasms, finally slow paralysis of the thoracic spinal nerve and then TDP. PERI: TDP? SALATEEN: Thermal death point. It's called Spectrox toxaemia. I've seen dozens die from it. DOCTOR: Right, I'll write out a prescription. (He does so) DOCTOR: Peri, take two of these and call me in the morning.
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Post by fitzoliverj on Jun 12, 2021 15:32:00 GMT
We can't just wipe out an entire species. I'm going to go in and negotiate with all those spiders.
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Post by fitzoliverj on Jun 12, 2021 15:34:34 GMT
The Yeti have taken over the underground! Only one thing can save us - a replacement bus service!
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Post by mark687 on Jun 12, 2021 15:46:26 GMT
"Madame Korvocian talked those Silence into her plan because it made perfect sense"
"At last Doctor i have you trapped at a fixed point in time, oh hang on your at another fixed point you haven't been to yet Bug***!"
"Thanks to that Weeping Angel I'm my own Grandparent"
4th Doc and the Supreme Being
"Fancy a swift Half Pint down the Red Lion"
10 11 12
"How come we're considered style icons Ole Sixy was the only one with Fashion Sense"
Regards
mark687
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Post by grinch on Jun 12, 2021 20:44:43 GMT
The Doctor: “I’m here to do Venusian Aikido and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of bubblegum.”
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Post by Jeedai on Jun 13, 2021 0:48:36 GMT
"Welcome back, Captain Jack!"
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Post by nucleusofswarm on Jun 13, 2021 0:48:57 GMT
"You are inferior. You will be upgraded... to our premium cable package for only 39.99 a month!"
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