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Post by nucleusofswarm on Jul 11, 2021 0:00:37 GMT
Take something more from the universe and reimagine it as a sponsorship, like the kind that dominate podcasts (HelloFresh, Squarespace, Manscaped etc.) with a funny promo code.
For example: "This episode is brought to you by Vraxoin. Why put up with an uptight boss when just a few drops in his cup can loosen him up into a real barrel of laughs. Get 10% off your first order with promo code EMPRESSHASEATENYOURSHIPHAHAEATENIT"
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Post by constonks on Jul 11, 2021 2:34:01 GMT
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Now back to our topic of the week - the liberal so-called news media is claiming that rightfully elected Guardian Mavic Chen isn't "allowed" to sell Phobos to the Embodiment Gris, one of this solar system's most trusted trade partners...
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Post by nucleusofswarm on Jul 11, 2021 9:21:07 GMT
"But now, let's take a break and talk about today's sponsor, SoniK. Are you a marauding space adventurer who always ends up being locked up or stuck in endless corridors with doors? Do you find lockpicks just too much darn work? Well SoniK is here to answer your prayers with its new range of sonic screwdrivers. Made from premium Earth steel and your choice of coloured focal point, you'll never have such an easy time escaping dungeons again. Visit www.sonik.universe and get a second screwdriver for free when you place your first order with offer code ITCANDOWOODTOO." |
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Post by nucleusofswarm on Jul 11, 2021 17:16:33 GMT
But before we continue, let me introduce our sponsor, MASTERY, a brand new educational platform that will make all around obey you. Choose from 100s of engaging and informative classes in becoming the ultimate ruler of the universe. Get your first five classes free when you type in promo code OHAROLDSAXON.
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Post by fitzoliverj on Jul 13, 2021 17:21:32 GMT
"If, like me, you're married with three hungry children, you want to be able to get food, fast. But family-size meals are often intended for just four people. That's where www.fiveroundsrapid.com comes in. Our efficient and courteous staff will speedily supply all your sandwich needs. That's www.fiveroundsrapid.com. Five rounds of sandwiches - rapid. Not available in your area." |
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Post by fitzoliverj on Jul 13, 2021 17:22:35 GMT
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Post by fitzoliverj on Jul 13, 2021 20:14:07 GMT
"And now, I'd like to recommend a podcast that we've all really been enjoying here, and have definitely listened to. It's all about missing socks, and hte trials and tribulations about only having one. So have a listen to 'Do I Have the Right' today."
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Post by barnabaslives on Jul 14, 2021 0:45:39 GMT
"In just a moment, we'll be back with K-9 who tell us more about who was really the brains of the outfit on board the TARDIS, but first a word from the Daleks.
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Now then... before we cut away K-9, you were saying that your IQ is at least several times higher than the combined IQ of the Doctor and Romana both, is that right?"
"Affirmative!"
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shutupbanks
Castellan
There’s a horror movie called Alien? That’s really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you.
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Post by shutupbanks on Jul 14, 2021 3:09:57 GMT
“And we’re back with Episode 2 of ‘Where Are The Weeping Angels?’ This episode is sponsored by Thomas Edison’s Phonographic Cylinders who are letting me record on their state-of-the-art wax cylinders. Episode 1 - in which I meet an actual Weeping Angel - will be released in about 120 years.”
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