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Post by nucleusofswarm on Aug 20, 2021 22:28:03 GMT
For those not hailing from the 90s, this was a recurring catchphrase on Darkwing Duck, where DW would claim he introduce himself as some grand threat, but often by referencing something mundane or annoying from regular life. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RJsjeoP8_w) For example: 'I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3 am!', 'I am the repairman who tells you your warranty has run out!' or 'I am the pustulent blister that bursts in your boot!'
So, create your own 'I am the ----', however wacky it is.
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Post by mark687 on Aug 20, 2021 22:58:02 GMT
Semi-relevant for the 90s its "I'm the Sports Event that will never end so you can't sure the VCR is set right to record all of Part 3 of whichever Classic DW happened to be on that week" for 2005-2013 it was "I'm the Fashion Feature that will never end before a DW related item on a Morning TV Show".
Regards
mark687
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shutupbanks
Castellan
There’s a horror movie called Alien? That’s really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you.
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Post by shutupbanks on Aug 21, 2021 1:47:24 GMT
“I am the student that always needs to sharpen his pencil despite never actually doing any work.”
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Post by nucleusofswarm on Aug 21, 2021 8:09:47 GMT
'I am the expired coupon on the Big Finish website!'
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Post by nucleusofswarm on Aug 21, 2021 9:27:26 GMT
'I am the cyclist who hogs the entire pavement!'
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Post by grinch on Aug 21, 2021 17:54:58 GMT
“I am the pebble that gets stuck in your shoe!”
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Post by Jeedai on Aug 21, 2021 18:59:59 GMT
"I am the box of raisins in your Trick-Or-Treat bag!"
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shutupbanks
Castellan
There’s a horror movie called Alien? That’s really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you.
Likes: 5,669
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Post by shutupbanks on Aug 22, 2021 1:48:02 GMT
“I am the General Business in the last five minutes of a staff meeting.”
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Post by muckypup on Aug 22, 2021 8:57:04 GMT
I am the electric scooter who leaves chaos behind!
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Post by fitzoliverj on Aug 22, 2021 9:28:39 GMT
I am the plug that's left lying around with the prongs facing up when you don't have any shoes on!
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Post by nucleusofswarm on Aug 22, 2021 10:04:41 GMT
'I am the Amazon deliveryman who dumps your package in the rain!'
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Post by muckypup on Aug 22, 2021 12:59:09 GMT
'I am the Amazon deliveryman who dumps your package in the rain!' Or a hermes one that puts it straight in the bin, after making sure it’s well n truly broken first |
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Post by themeddlingmonk on Aug 22, 2021 14:11:16 GMT
I am the empty juice carton put back in the fridge!
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Post by The Brigadier on Aug 22, 2021 15:02:44 GMT
"I am the discarded screw that always find your tyres!"
"I am the earworm you just can't stop humming!"
"I..."
....am definitely not Darkwing Duck...🦆
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Post by nucleusofswarm on Aug 25, 2021 22:38:18 GMT
''I am the lethargic customer who stays after closing time.''
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Post by Sir Wearer of Hats on Aug 26, 2021 9:03:18 GMT
“I am the last season of Game of Thrones”
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Post by mrperson on Aug 29, 2021 21:01:20 GMT
When I first read the title one of the words did not appear to be "flaps" but something similar, and I thought "nahhh... not on DU"
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Post by whiskeybrewer on Sept 10, 2021 14:21:54 GMT
I am the Umbrella that turns inside out in the wind
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Post by fitzoliverj on Sept 10, 2021 18:37:12 GMT
I am the man calling from the BT Technical Department about unusual activity on your line so please give me your IP address so I can 'investigate'!
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Post by whiskeybrewer on Sept 14, 2021 15:08:57 GMT
I am the Toilet that Refuses to Flush
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