Stevo
Chancellery Guard
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Post by Stevo on Dec 14, 2016 14:07:18 GMT
Lmao, so your a weeping angel (groan).   |
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aztec
Chancellery Guard
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Post by aztec on Dec 14, 2016 22:36:25 GMT
Lmao, so your a weeping angel (groan). Nah, if anything I'd be a Cyberman. |
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Post by acousticwolf on Dec 15, 2016 9:10:50 GMT
Incompetent bosses .... but not in a good way lol
Cheers
Tony
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Post by coffeeaddict on Dec 15, 2016 11:09:23 GMT
Incompetent bosses .... but not in a good way lol Cheers Tony Try working in government - there seems to be an overabundance of that type of boss. Some are bad enough to make the Pointy Haired boss from Dilbert seem like the best boss ever. |
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Post by Ela on Dec 20, 2016 4:36:49 GMT
Things that make me laugh, huh? Does this thread count? Sure, why not?  |
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Post by whiskeybrewer on Dec 20, 2016 12:20:22 GMT
I laughed way too hard at TNA's dig at WWE during Total Nonstop Deletion mwahahaha
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Post by doctorkernow on Dec 22, 2016 10:27:06 GMT
Hello again. Bam! Bam! Who's that banging on my door so loudly. I am going to give them a right... (Opens door...) Urm hello, another carol singer? I thought the Daleks had exterminated them all. Go on then...
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Post by omega on Dec 23, 2016 6:36:13 GMT
You better watch out, you better not fright,
You better be signed up to the alt-right,
Fanta Paws is coming to town.
He's building a wall, he's checking it twice,
And Mexicans will pay the bigly price,
Fanta Paws is coming to clown.
He tweets you when you're sleeping, he glows when you're awake,
Unpresidented, great again, though perhaps that news is fake.
You better watch out! You frankly should cry,
And move if you can down to these quaky isles,
Cause Fanta Paws is coming to town.
And by the way, believe me, no one loves you more than Fantz!
But he soon will have the nuclear codes in those pussy-grabbing hands.
So! You better steer clear of the South China Sea,
You better not bad-mouth Vladimir P,
Fanta Paws is coming, Fanta Paws is coming, Fanta Paws is coming to town
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Post by doctorkernow on Dec 30, 2016 20:30:09 GMT
Hello again. If you have a spare moment over the weekend I have a couple of funny peculiar items for you.
The first is audio and is The Christmas That Goes Wrong. A Radio 2 show with two of the most incompetent presenters you have ever heard. There is also a really unlucky outside broadcast reporter.
The second is really odd. It is Physics the Musical or to give it its correct title The Entire Universe. It is basically Monty Python meets The Open University. Eric Idle, Professor Brian Cox and some special guests.
The former is on BBC radio iplayer 25th Dec. Radio 2 The latter is on normal iplayer on BBC 2's page. Enjoy!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2016 0:36:48 GMT
Not really festive, but still rather funny.
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Post by Timelord007 on Dec 31, 2016 8:14:03 GMT
Laurel & Hardy i laugh everytime despite knowing the outcome.
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Post by aemiliapaula on Jan 7, 2017 21:47:59 GMT
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Post by Timelord007 on Jan 7, 2017 22:28:47 GMT
My niece & her dry sense of humour.
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Post by doctorkernow on Jan 9, 2017 12:06:13 GMT
Hello again. Martin Clunes: I think Sigourney, (Weaver) is busy filming that film with the blue people...Dances with Smurfs...
If you are at a loose end on a Tuesday night try Sugar Free Farm ITV. Poor Peter Davison trying to cope with TOWIE's (The only way is essex, dreadful reality show) Gemma Collins is a sight to behold.
Much hilarity ensues with a great bunch of characters. Anne Widdecome has some really funny comments, Joe Pasquale ditto. Davros Flatley too provide some amusement. Go on give it a try, its a undemanding, but very funny TV to cheer up a dreary January. Have fun...
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Post by doctorkernow on Jan 23, 2017 21:37:14 GMT
Hello again. While updating League of Fandom thread just thought I'd leave you this from my trawl of musical theatre. It's like an adult version of the Muppet show, (although nothing to do with Henson's gang) Avenue Q features humans and muppets living side by side.
Why does everything have to be so hard?
Maybe you'll never find your purpose
Lots of people don't
But then I don't even know why I'm alive
Well, who does, really?
Everyone's a little bit unsatisfied
Everyone goes 'round a little empty inside
Take a breath, look around
Swallow your pride for now
Nothing lasts, life goes on
Full of surprises
You'll be faced with problems
Of all shapes and sizes
You're going to have to make
A few compromises for now
For now...
For now we're healthy
For now we're employed
For now we're happy
If not overjoyed
And we'll accept the things
We cannot avoid, for now...
But only for now...
Only for now
(For now there's life)
Only for now
(For now there's love)
Only for now
(For now there's work)
For now there's happiness
But only for now
(For now discomfort)
But only for now
(But now there's friendship)
Only for now, sex
Is only for now, your hair
Is only for now, The Trump(!) (originally George Bush!)
Is only for now
Don't stress, relax
Let life roll off your backs
Except for death and paying taxes
Everything in life is only for now
Each time you smile
(Only for now)
It'll only last a while
(Only for now)
Life may be scary
(Only for now)
But it's only temporary
Everything in life is only for now
Just the sort of optimistic philosophy you'd except from muppets really. Though the converse to this song is It sucks to be me!...
KATE MONSTER: Morning, Brian!
BRIAN: Hi, Kate Monster.
KATE MONSTER: How's life?
BRIAN: Disappointing!
KATE MONSTER: What's the matter?
BRIAN: The catering company laid me off.
KATE MONSTER: Oh, I'm sorry!
BRIAN: Me too! I mean, look at me! I'm ten years out of college, and I
always thought -
KATE MONSTER: What?
BRIAN: No, it sounds stupid.
KATE MONSTER: Aww, come on!
BRIAN: When I was little I thought I would be...
KATE MONSTER: What?
BRIAN: A big comedian on late night TV. But now I'm thirty-two. And as you can see, I'm not.
KATE MONSTER: Nope!
BRIAN: Oh Well, It sucks to be me.
Even muppets have their off days!
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Post by ulyssessarcher on Jan 24, 2017 8:16:31 GMT
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Post by theotherjosh on Jan 24, 2017 11:11:35 GMT
The only live action portrayal of the Master my daughter has ever seen is the Master portrayed Jonathan Pryce in the Curse of Fatal Death. (We can discuss my decisions as a parent at a later date.) We happened to be looking at a magazine piece about the Doctor Who pinball game and she recognized an image of Roger Delgado as the Master as one of the Doctor's enemies.
Her: "It's the villain with the Dalek Bumps!"
Me: "Um, yes, I suppose that's technically true, but it's not actually what he's best known for."
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Post by doctorkernow on Jan 28, 2017 10:11:07 GMT
Hello again.
Yes, its back. That irreverent, cheeky and fun look at the past week's news is back. Channel 4 10pm or All4 the catchup site.
The Last Leg, is great laugh at the end of the week. This week 28/1, is of interest to us Divergents as David Tennant was the guest. If you don't watch it all or regularly, at least see the last five minutes. As Mr. Tennant, gives a reassuring and rallying cry to us ordinary citizens...
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Post by mark687 on Jan 28, 2017 11:34:22 GMT
Hello again. Yes, its back. That irreverent, cheeky and fun look at the past week's news is back. Channel 4 10pm or All4 the catchup site. The Last Leg, is great laugh at the end of the week. This week 28/1, is of interest to us Divergents as David Tennant was the guest. If you don't watch it all or regularly, at least see the last five minutes. As Mr. Tennant, gives a reassuring and rallying cry to us ordinary citizens... That's a brilliant statement from DT. Cheers for posting
Regards
mark687
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Post by Ela on Jan 29, 2017 2:54:32 GMT
Yup. Love it!
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