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Post by grinch on Feb 18, 2021 22:59:34 GMT
The Mars Rover Opportunity was recovered and repaired by the Doctor. After spending some time wandering the TARDIS and pondering its new sense of self awareness, it eventually came to the conclusion that it did not like to be alone.
In response to this, the Doctor proceeded to drop him off at a planet ruled and populated solely by robots to ensure that the little Rover was never lonely ever again.
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Post by timegirl on Feb 19, 2021 2:18:35 GMT
One time 12 had one too many ginger beers and got a lower back tattoo of “Clara” written in Galifeyian. Of course he never admitted this to Clara once he realized. He tried to have the tattoo removed but it was a special tattoo that even after it was removed it would still occasionally reappear!
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Post by grinch on Feb 21, 2021 11:14:41 GMT
After there was a breach in the Land of Fiction many years ago, UNIT now has one of their number who escaped into the real world stationed in one of their Black Archives. Eggo the Ostrich who famously appeared on the cover of the first issue of The Beano.
Due to his relatively harmless nature, UNIT has yet to place him into stasis and allows him mostly free reign to wander around the facility. He is also informally considered a part of their security team and regularly keeps a look out for ‘Nazi saboteurs’
Although if truth be told, he is only allowed such a position to mollify him and make him more amiable for further study and tests.
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Post by number13 on Feb 21, 2021 23:52:01 GMT
12 is the only person to blow up a Dalek with an electric guitar! This may be because Ace hasn't ever had a guitar handy when she met a Dalek...
'Oi! Domehead! Have some heavy metal!!' (Repeated huge chords as guitar physically CRAASHES! on casing) 'My hearing is impaired...' (BOOM!) ...
'Did it work Professor?' 'Yeess, fascinating! I think you overloaded its auditory sensors with excessively amplified rrrepetitive harmonic inputs.' 'You mean rock and roll blew its mind. I had boring teachers who said that could happen...'
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Post by timegirl on Feb 21, 2021 23:58:58 GMT
12 at some point almost became a vampire! (It’s a long story)
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Post by grinch on Feb 23, 2021 12:06:44 GMT
UNIT seized all the master tapes of The Scorchies Show from the BBC after the Doctor and Jo first defeated them and placed them within storage in the earliest forms of what would later become The Black Archive.
Although, viewing of such tapes is generally not permitted a few agents sometimes sneak a few out to watch when on a particularly dull guard duty.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2021 12:14:37 GMT
UNIT seized all the master tapes of The Scorchies Show from the BBC after the Doctor and Jo first defeated them and placed them within storage in the earliest forms of what would later become The Black Archive. Although, viewing of such tapes is generally not permitted a few agents sometimes sneak a few out to watch when on a particularly dull guard duty. Funnily enough, peeling the label back from the tape of the scorchies show revealed another label. The BBC had actually taped over some obscure, now lost to time serial called “Marco Polo” from some science fiction tv series, or something like that. Oh well, can’t see many people would have wanted to see that anyways.
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Post by grinch on Feb 23, 2021 12:21:46 GMT
UNIT seized all the master tapes of The Scorchies Show from the BBC after the Doctor and Jo first defeated them and placed them within storage in the earliest forms of what would later become The Black Archive. Although, viewing of such tapes is generally not permitted a few agents sometimes sneak a few out to watch when on a particularly dull guard duty. Funnily enough, peeling the label back from the tape of the scorchies show revealed another label. The BBC had actually taped over some obscure, now lost to time serial called “Marco Polo” from some science fiction tv series, or something like that. Oh well, can’t see many people would have wanted to see that anyways. I mean if it’s not an episode of ‘Nightshade’ it’s not really worth watching, is it?
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Post by number13 on Feb 23, 2021 21:11:39 GMT
Funnily enough, peeling the label back from the tape of the scorchies show revealed another label. The BBC had actually taped over some obscure, now lost to time serial called “Marco Polo” from some science fiction tv series, or something like that. Oh well, can’t see many people would have wanted to see that anyways. I mean if it’s not an episode of ‘Nightshade’ it’s not really worth watching, is it? Or 'Space 1999'. That's so famous it even gets a mention in 'The Scorchies'.
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Post by timegirl on Feb 23, 2021 22:49:51 GMT
One time 12 found a “cursed” guitar and it turned him into a dragon. It didn’t end up bothering him too much other than having trouble fitting into the TARDIS and not being able to press buttons on the console. He actually enjoyed being able to fly around and breathe fire. Also Clara really liked riding on his back and petting his scales. 12 was slightly disappointed when “the curse” was removed as he was getting used to being a dragon!
Side note: Why do I like turning 12 into random things 😂
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Post by timegirl on Feb 25, 2021 14:11:10 GMT
All of Sixie’s undies are rainbow like his suit!🌈
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Post by grinch on Feb 25, 2021 18:26:11 GMT
UNIT has a task force specially armed and trained to deal with Vampires and other vampiric threats.
The implantation of such a task force was deemed necessary after the increase in vampiric activity in the mid to late ‘90s. The newly formed task force code named ‘STAKE’ was responsible for fending off an attack on a UNIT base in 1998.
Although their effectiveness in dealing with such threats can’t be denied, the group is often considered a joke within some circles of UNIT.
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Post by timegirl on Feb 27, 2021 2:54:09 GMT
12 knows how to play the sitar and even played with George Harrison!
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Post by Sir Wearer of Hats on Feb 27, 2021 4:01:00 GMT
The Eleven is particularly resistant to telepathic attacks from those with psychic potential. His condition means that his other and still active selves usually “keep others out.” Eight: ELEVEN!! ELEVEN!!! Eleven: ohh shut the hell up eight. Eight: but it’s important! 11: Nothing you’ve ever said is important. 2: actually old chap you should listen to him for once. We’re being attacked telepathically. 6: IT TICKLES. OMINOUS VOICE: You are my plaything Time Lord, you mind an open book ready for me to ... STOP BITING MY LEGS! 11: ohh that’s Six. He’s found someone to play with. Come on in, whatever you are. It’s not as if I’m alone in here. 9: no, that memory is mine. Kindly bugger off. OMINOUS VOICE: What the hell is wrong with you?! Everyone: nothing. 8: well.... 11: shut up eight.
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Post by timegirl on Feb 27, 2021 14:35:19 GMT
One time due to a massive misunderstanding Iris and Panda accidentally got married!
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Post by constonks on Feb 27, 2021 15:13:04 GMT
One time due to a massive misunderstanding Iris and Panda accidentally got married! And while it was an accident, Iris was very offended when Panda asked for a divorce and let the whole thing drag on for quite some time. (Even now, she still calls him Mr. Wildthyme on occasion and he rolls his beady eyes at it.)
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Post by timegirl on Feb 27, 2021 15:15:31 GMT
One time due to a massive misunderstanding Iris and Panda accidentally got married! And while it was an accident, Iris was very offended when Panda asked for a divorce and let the whole thing drag on for quite some time. (Even now, she still calls him Mr. Wildthyme on occasion and he rolls his beady eyes at it.) Yes!😁
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Post by timegirl on Feb 27, 2021 23:51:48 GMT
12 briefly got asked to do male modeling gigs during his time as a brunette. Things didn’t always go as planned...
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Post by number13 on Feb 28, 2021 12:11:34 GMT
One time due to a massive misunderstanding Iris and Panda accidentally got married! I love that idea!
'We did WHAT?!' 'Oooh I knew you'd be a mite upset! Never mind chucks, we'll soon sort it out. Panda luv, you know I've always been fond of you but...' 'You drunken old harpie! You were supposed to be taking us to the Opera d'Arte in New New York so I could bestow my appreciation upon the great Maria Centauri at the zenith of her career - and instead you flew us through the Chapel of Trans-Temporal Hitching in New New Vegas?! On New New New Earth?!' 'No luv, you've got it all wrong. It were New New New New Earth, that's what threw my lovely bus off-track. She's not used to that much new newness. Not anything new really. You remember that time I put a couple of artisan-woven throws on the sofas and she wouldn't fly straight for a week afterward? This were just the same...' 'But I still don't see how we ended up as - I can't believe I'm about to say this - an item.' 'I thought that nice young man were giving us the tickets, front row, best seats in the house and all. It were only after the galactic credit were billed I saw what he'd really given us... and we were already hitched! Sorry chucks!' 'SORRY?!! Iris, you've got to do something!' 'Already being sorted Panda luv - but I don't think you're going to like that part much either...' (Ominous pause...) 'Go on...' 'There's a 30 day return clause. If the bride is - well, disappointed for any reason - she can get the marriage annulled, no questions asked.' 'Me, officially rejected and returned like a dud pair of shoes?! Just do it, anything's better than "till death do us part" with you. I'm a cyborg and you're a - whatever you are, I'm sure you'll go on for eternity. I don't think I could bear eternity married to you! Damn! Now I've said "the B-word"! We've only been married half-an-hour and you've dragged me down to your level already! Fix it now. I'm leaving you and this bus - until we're officially just good friends again.' (Door slams) 'Oooh dear, I knew he'd be cross. Just wait 'til I tell him you don't get the money back and it were his galactic credit card I charged it to...'
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Post by grinch on Feb 28, 2021 12:26:53 GMT
In one alternate universe, Panda became the President of the Universe!
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